Dear Journal,

06/16/00

Hello again, it is I, Dyex, who shall finish off the E1 & E2 experiments

today.

Lets see, where did I leave off. Ah yes. Hmm...should I do experiment E1 first, or E2.

Definitly E1!

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go get my stuff set up for E1.

Dear Journal,

Okay, I'm back. Now let's see. Hmm...I wonder what test I should

try on the Squartnib. Aw yes. Lets see how he does with eating.

Highly uncomplimentary if I do say so myself. I think the little guy

need to put on this necklace I made for him. This isn't just any

ordinary necklace, no, this necklace helps him become intelligent.

Wow, that worked quite better than I had thought it would! Well, I

Also have a log of my conversation with the Squartnib:

Sqartnib: Why am I wearing this necklace? It itches and it's too

heavy!

Dyex: How fasenating.

Sqartnib: What is?

Dyex: You can talk!

Sqartnib: Yeah, I can talk, and I can bite!

Dyex: Oh Dear, well-

Sqartnib: Take this collar off me!

Dyex: The collar helps you speak, without it, you're dumber than

a squiasdasm.

Sqartnib: STOP WITH THE BIG WORDS!

Dyex: Big Words?

Sqartnib: Yeah as in, squiadumb or whatever.

Dyex: A squiasdasm is a very slow computer that knows basically

nothing.

Sqartnib: I'm hungry.

Dyex: Oh dear, well, I can't really help you there, I don't know what

you eat. All I know is that you're said to be the stupidist animal on

Intergalactic, and that you are my experiment.

Sqartnib: Experiment! HOW DARE YOU!

After that, things got a little hectic, but everything was sorted out very

nicely and I became friends with the Sqartnib.

Dear Journal,

This is a dreadful thing, but I must continue with E2. Now, I'm going

to tempt the rinoasaur to come to me with food. Then I'll see what he

does.

Disgraceful! Oh well, it's almost time for me to go to bed, I guess I'll

just have to put a doublicate necklace like the one I used for the

Sqartnib on rinoasaur and see if that works.

Aww, that's simply adorable. Well, I'm off to bed, I hope you don't mind.
Oh, and before I go, I'll leave you with a conversation log of the rinoasaur

and the Sqartnib:

Sqartnib: You know, I don't know why that guy named us an experiment,

that's simply gastly.

Rinoasaur: What does gastly mean?

Sqartnib: I don't really know. Can you cut the cheese for me?

Rinoasaur: Sure.

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